HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1446arrow-down122
arrow-up1424arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96·1 day agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·1 day agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 day agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareKraiden@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoIt’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that