Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
The only difference for me is the order of c’s: C4, C1, C2, C3.
Head to toe, my dudes. Any other way is objectively wrong.
D2, B
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Hair, beard, balls and ass.
I stopped drying the rest of my body since apparently I suffer from dry skin or something. Now I air dry.
I’m not fucking with these letter but it’s: Face, head/hair, torso front, torso back, armpits, head again (long hair), arms if still wet, legs if still wet, feet if still wet.
Anybody not starting with the face is a borderline psychopath imo
It’s almost entirely just a progression from top to bottom with the one exception that I do my face first because I need to see properly.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
B, A, C2, C3, C4, C1, D.
No e or f?
Indeed, I don’t dry those sections.
Me neither. They dry themselves by the time they need clothes.
I put on my bathrobe for a couple of minutes. Use the sleeves to dry my head/hair. That’s pretty much it.
After drying my hair I just put my clothes on and dry automatically.
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
As a fellow nevernude…
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
Question was targeted at men
This just in, men don’t have hair
It was an attempt to joke about it, nothing offensive. Picturing it doing this in that order, with a bathrobe and then having the relaxed time to work on the hair isn’t really relatable for me. Also, i never met a men yet who refers to its beard as hair (beard hair vs hair)
Don’t feel bad, my thoughts were similar to yours.
and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
I don’t need pubic har in my face.
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
I believe that’s what everyone was doing, but it seemed to upset some people for some reason.
Maybe they’re drying someone else off, don’t kink-shame.
Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.
It’s assface all the way down
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
So you change your towels every time? Otherwise when you start again, the last time you used it, you wiped your butt with it.
Yes, I have a whole basket full of towels. I use them all once and hang them up. After the basket is empty I wash them all
No. Do you?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat