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minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months agoIt’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHave you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!