dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”
Hugh Mungus
Fellatia
Dick Turner
Richard Trickle
Mike Litoris
Asanti Tea Drinker
Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that’s perfect!
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I’m George.
…welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
That’s rich.
It’s Dick.
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’