“Stop messing around, Groot.”

Nope.

Could ya get the light? You’re so close to it.

This is the kind of stuff I thought of when I slept in a basement “bedroom” that was the farthest from the stairs upstairs. I can remember one night in middle school watching a horror video and coming out of my room only to find all the lights were off, besides the light in my room, and I rushed as fast as humanly possible to the door leading to the stairs, which for some reason was also closed.

Well… fuck me.