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Everything always get so serious. Thought this could be a fun experiment to discuss a serious issue in a non-serious way.
To me the right has become mostly a meme
Blocking political process is now the main theme
The SCOTUS taking bribes left and right
Gerrymandering going on day and night
Most democrats have the appeal of The Simpsons’ Flanders
He’s getting pretty old but I like Bernie Sanders
Upvoted for Bernie Sanders
Why would you waste an upvote on someone who won’t win, when you can upvote the least worst candidate that could?
/s just in case
Nazis are back and the climate is spent.
I’d love to step up, but I gotta pay rent.
The rich get richer / The poor get poorer / When our time comes / No guilt for the horror
or maybe
The planet is burning / We die of starvation / Abolish the wealthy / And claim our salvation
or maybe
One, two, buckle my shoe / Three, four, overthrow the 1% and bring about a socialist utopia, etc
All I see is a major shitshow
I can’t keep up with all the garbage they throw
None of our problems ever get fixed
Because we can’t even agree they exist!
The future’s in the hands of those who won’t live to see it
The house is burning down but they won’t believe it
Everything’s fucked, it’s all just a mess
I suppose I’ll just vote for who hates minorities less
Capitalism has become such a bore Wish waged labor existed no more I’d rather pay taxes Take billionaires assets And distribute some wealth to the poor
I really don't care It's neither here nor there I live alone in the woods My biggest worry is bear And his economic stance on my foods
Anarchism is the way, workers only you should pay.
The rich and wealthy we should eat, nutrition shouldn’t be sourced from meat.
Newlines are real tough.
Two spaces and the end make it rough.Hit enter twice
For space extra nice.
Banana.
Healthcare is a universal right Let’s start with that then move on to the next fight
I always watch sadly
Those giving their vote
To people who’d gladly
Cut open their throat.They follow their hate,
They don’t spot the lies.
Rich man owns the state,
Rich man’s gaining weight,
The poor one just dies.Edit: changed a line
The picture is crooked by just enough
That you’d need a level to tell.
Every adjustment skews it a little bit more
This is starting to feel just like hell.
If it’s low on the left, now it’s high on the right,
Or it could be the other way around.
If we can’t seem to find a way to agree,
Maybe the piece should just come down.
But we like it’s aesthetic, that much is a fact,
Though we can’t really explain why.
One thing is for certain, we want it displayed,
We just both feel it has fallen awry.
So I’ll push, and you’ll pull, and we’ll stand back and sneer
At the other’s well-meant intentions
As it goes from one extreme to the next
While neither of us pays much attention,
To the fact that the picture itself is what really matters,
Not how it sits on a line.
The whole Earth is slanted on its own axis,
And even beauty is crooked sometimes.Like tectonic plates, growing apart
With Xitter and Facebook neatly doing their part
The legislature doesn’t really care about me
They get there money and healthcare for free
Meanwhile, we suffer from this polarization
Not just the US, but almost every nation
War, corruption and global warming give me a hopeless feeling
Almost on a daily basis, reading news leaves me reeling
Am I just a pessimist or will we really fail?
Are we watching the apocalypse in slow motion while wagging our tail
Everything is fucked and burning,
Yet the wheels of greed keep turning,
Big wigs buy their thirteenth yacht,
While 'twixt twelve we share a hut,
This just leaves me with one thing:
“Chop, chop” goes the guillotine.People dislike the present
Yet always vote Blue or Red
I only vote independent
And people still blame me for who led
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Thanks, fixed ^^
I originally wrote this for !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works but it works pretty good for me too:
NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to…
Astronaut 2: Break into a song?
Astronaut 1: Yep.
I love the trenches,
I love the roadside mines,
I love blown bridges,
I love when turrets fly.
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds.
Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)
I love my plane-fus,
I love nuke submarines,
I love logistics,
I love democracy!
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)
I love dictators
(I like to watch em hang)
I love Three Gorges
I love when things go bang!
I love the whole world
It’s such a brilliant place
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)
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