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minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoA couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·3 months agoA fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 months agoOh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoIs he into extreme sounding?
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoNo, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoI think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoThat makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agooh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoNot where you stick it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·3 months agoYOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoWell, alright. Just checkin’
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoand I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoLa-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHe doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoMore cushioning for the pushioning
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning