jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-24 måneder sidenElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1423arrow-down111
arrow-up1412arrow-down1external-linkElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-24 måneder sidenmessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 måneder sidenA couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·4 måneder sidenA fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 måneder sidenOh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 måneder sidenIs he into extreme sounding?
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 måneder sidenNo, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 måneder sidenI think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 måneder sidenThat makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 måneder sidenoh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 måneder sidenNot where you stick it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·4 måneder sidenYOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 måneder sidenWell, alright. Just checkin’
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 måneder sidenand I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 måneder sidenLa-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 måneder sidenHe doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 måneder sidenMore cushioning for the pushioning
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning