jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoBoaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocainewww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down11
arrow-up173arrow-down1external-linkBoaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocainewww.independent.co.ukjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 month agoand the dumbasses reported it. I mean… uh… yeah. the honorable and honest citizens … uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing? (for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
minus-squareunmagical@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoDo you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoWell for starters, lift with your knees.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoSimple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoI’ll take coke cut with some sea salt over whatever it gets cut with once it hits the shores and goes from dealer to dealer.
minus-squareextremeboredom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoDrywall powder. Anything cheap, white, and powdered! Street coke in the US in 2024 is less than 50% pure.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThey watched No Country For Old Men
and the dumbasses reported it.
I mean… uh… yeah. the honorable and honest citizens … uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing?
(for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
Do you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
Well for starters, lift with your knees.
Simple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.
I’ll take coke cut with some sea salt over whatever it gets cut with once it hits the shores and goes from dealer to dealer.
Drywall powder. Anything cheap, white, and powdered! Street coke in the US in 2024 is less than 50% pure.
They watched No Country For Old Men