“Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Has to be up there
Are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only Miss whose piss I’d like to sippee.
congratulations. i thought that the comment above yours was the worst but you beat it by a mile.
I don’t even know what to say. You win?
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Not a pick up line but- “I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can’t do better than me, so I guess we should just get married.” She sighed and said “yeah, you’re probably right”.
I dont wanna shit on you, but the “I cant do better than you” is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the “You can’t do better than me” is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.
I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.
Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She’s good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.
I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.
Well, you convinced me!
The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI
It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.
Did you get together??
Yeah. Been together for like 20 years now.
You both sound like a solid 5
Hey now. On a good day and if you squint, I could pass as a 6. Maybe 6.5.
Hell yeah. Nice.
I once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it’s so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.
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Me? Definitely not lmao. I met my current and only partner on a discord server for depressed people and we bonded over being weird shut ins
At a club, I just asked her “Wanna make out?” and we did. Very weird that worked.
I use this a lot and people seem to appreciate the honesty.
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“Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?”
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
Can someone explain this ?
Not a line per say but my friend and I were shooting pool against 2 dudes randomly. One serenaded us with Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are.” A short while after he randomly proceeded to guess both of our weights very incorrectly. lol I guess we made him a nervous.
FYI: it’s per se
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I feel like we need to add the extra constraint to the question, and worked. What’s the worst pick up line you ever used that worked.
Naw, I think this is better. I’ve seen the “… and worked” version of this question lots of times, but I want the actual bottom of the barrel this time.
Don’t get me wrong; “… and worked” still yields funny answers every time, but this is more interesting to me.
“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said “I promise I will never die”
Worked a treat!
