Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind. Taking bismuth subgallate will make even your vilest poops and farts smell like absolutely nothing. In the US, it’s FDA approved for that purpose and comes in chewable tablets.
“Alright, who violated the Geneva Conventions in the bathroom now?”
ON the toilet? Not in it???
I committed a hate crime in the toilet again!