salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down146file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square118fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·4 months agoDown the leg? I wrap it around my waist
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 months agoI curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoIf you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoI throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoKAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner