salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square114linkfedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down146file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square114linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheTetrapod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Is this a joke? How do you “pin up” your dick?
minus-squareShepherdPie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously.
minus-squarenoodle (he/him)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/ NSFW, obviously.
minus-squarecredit crazy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 年前Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I’ve never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前I’m extremely confused by the fact that people are confused
Is this a joke? How do you “pin up” your dick?
Just run a pushpin through it?
A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously.
https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/
NSFW, obviously.
Prince Albert?
Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I’ve never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist
I’m extremely confused by the fact that people are confused