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gusVLZ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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gusVLZ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Just put everything into tables. That’s how we did it when I were a lad

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      OG grid layout

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

      • CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works
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        Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

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          This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer’s “View Source” command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging … challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

          The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn’t work if you had a shortcut named “Notepad” on your desktop. It didn’t even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut “NotepadX” and then View Source worked again.

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      Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

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        Also works for Lua.

    • cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works
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      This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

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        that’s how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

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          That’s right, we don’t need no stinkin’ CSS!

          Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin’ CSS.

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      Frames… Lots of frames.

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                        Awesome
     
      It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
          You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
    
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      position: fixed;
      top: 50%;
      left: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      
      display: flex;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      
      display: grid;
      place-items: center;
      
      • Destide@feddit.uk
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        Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

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          <center></center>

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            W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

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      Who are you calling a div?

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    Don’t flex too hard

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    Here is your trophy:

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    without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

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    This is the real struggle

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    Learning tailwind for the first the be like

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      Ha! Just started that 2 days ago

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    I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

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    deleted by creator

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    this joke is long past its shelf life at this point

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