• qaz@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m X and I’m Y years old.

    awkward silence during which people expect me to elaborate further

    • BOMBS@lemmy.worldOPM
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      1 year ago

      I’m X because that’s what my parents named me. I’m Y years old because I was born that long ago.