What it says on the title. Mine was when I was 12 and I lived in a very haunted house which had some weird activity going on, like things moving out of place and pets freaking out. I was sitting in the computer, alone in the house, and suddenly I see a shadowy figure on the screen, just some meters away behind me, thinking was my mom I turned around and there was nothing, but the room had turned extremely cold suddenly. There was nothing behind me that could have been this shadow.
Once I was making out with my girlfriend, when the phone rang. I answered and the voice on the other side asked: “what are you doing to my daughter?” I told her and she said “my dad is dead”. To this day I still don’t know who might have been telephone.
Oh, c’mon, that’s like the oldest meme ever and your interpretation is less funny. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
It’s hard to be funnier than the original, sadly.