Espiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 5 months agoA battery charged by tears may make smart contact lenses a reality | Digital Trendswww.digitaltrends.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down11
arrow-up171arrow-down1external-linkA battery charged by tears may make smart contact lenses a reality | Digital Trendswww.digitaltrends.comEspiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agoWe can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoAnd we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThat goes without saying.
minus-square🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoIsn’t that just a summary of the military and their mission to secure oil?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe is green 🌈. So no ethical issues
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoJust make sure to use rainbow coloured sticks.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months ago“You mean all this is powered by a forsaken child?!” “I didn’t use the whole thing!”
We can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?
And we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.
The orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning
That goes without saying.
Isn’t that just a summary of the military and their mission to secure oil?
The is green 🌈. So no ethical issues
Just make sure to use rainbow coloured sticks.
“You mean all this is powered by a forsaken child?!”
“I didn’t use the whole thing!”