I feel I might be misunderstanding the scale of what I’m looking at, that looks like a perfectly reasonable example of a proper sandwich, easily held, able to be bitten in cross section without unhinging the jaw, unless you want to eat it vertically like a more orally painful version of the tumblr burrito rant.
And like all those prepackaged sandwiches, all the filling is purposely piled in the front to look like it’s filled, while the back is just poorly cue sub bread and nothing else.
Let’s see a real cross-section of that sandwich, where we can actually see inside. I’d bet $10 that is looks more like this:
https://i.imgur.com/rgGljaK.jpeg
As evidence to the contrary, may I present: The Safeway Lumberjack Sandwich!
FOR TEN DOLLARS?‽!
I need to find my nearest Safeway
EDIT: the nearest one is two states away. I’m gonna cry.
Haha yeah, I have survived on these things during uh… income droughts.
Sure, it doesnt taste amazing, but its a stupid amount of sandwich for the price.
I feel I might be misunderstanding the scale of what I’m looking at, that looks like a perfectly reasonable example of a proper sandwich, easily held, able to be bitten in cross section without unhinging the jaw, unless you want to eat it vertically like a more orally painful version of the tumblr burrito rant.
The bread is quite soft and compresses a good deal, which also helps.
And like all those prepackaged sandwiches, all the filling is purposely piled in the front to look like it’s filled, while the back is just poorly cue sub bread and nothing else.
Let’s see a real cross-section of that sandwich, where we can actually see inside. I’d bet $10 that is looks more like this: https://i.imgur.com/rgGljaK.jpeg
If you film a sandwich, umyou end up with soft squishy bread. Not that this one seemed that great to begin with.