ooli@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agoMystery as Russian judge dies after falling from windowwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1491arrow-down15
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·5 months agoMaybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-25 months agoAh yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
minus-squareAux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoThe only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWhere, like in the bunker?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoMaybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoGreat advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
Ah yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Where, like in the bunker?
Maybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
I meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;
Great advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.