CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoWhat's the most basic thing you can't do?message-squaremessage-square264fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down12
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the most basic thing you can't do?CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square264fedilink
minus-squareidiomaddict@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoI used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoWhat happened when you tried to jump? I can’t picture this.
minus-squareOhbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoI second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?
minus-squareidiomaddict@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 months agoI could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.
minus-squaregolden_zealot@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoForgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWhat in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.
I used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.
What happened when you tried to jump? I can’t picture this.
I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?
I’m picturing those seizure goats
Basically
I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.
Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.