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minus-squarespace@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·5 months agoStanding still for too long? Go to jail for loitering. Crossing the street? Go to jail for jaywalking? Existing next to a cop? Arrested for resisting arrest, straight to jail. Have any money on you? Money is arrested for looking suspicious.
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoNapping in your car? Not going to believe this, but straight to jail!
Standing still for too long? Go to jail for loitering.
Crossing the street? Go to jail for jaywalking?
Existing next to a cop? Arrested for resisting arrest, straight to jail.
Have any money on you? Money is arrested for looking suspicious.
Napping in your car?
Not going to believe this, but straight to jail!