Quite unexpected
Puttin’ on the Ritz
no
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco?
no
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen.
nope by Philo
Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
nope
Band on the Run by Wings and Paul McCartney?
❌
Sultans of Swing?
nope
Hmmm, it’s a stretch, but Cherry Poppin Daddies did a cover of Top Hat and Tails, an old Irving Berlin number.
Dunno if they’re really rock or not, but damned if the lyrics don’t fit.
Bzzt
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
lol by Philo
I mean…
Clean shirt, new shoes And I don’t know where I am goin’ to Silk suit, black tie (Black tie)
Top coat, top hat And I don’t worry 'cause my wallet’s fat Black shades, white glove
Missing the shades and gloves but top coat check, top hat check, black tie check, silk suit check.
Musical instruments though?
shrug
American band, Grand funk railroad
nope
Sultans of Swing - dire straits
❌
Hmm… Tango Til They’re Sore - Tom Waits?
nope