まさか…！「ダグ・ディマドーム」！

    • Norgur@fedia.io
      111·
      7 months ago

      Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She’s quite satisfied.

      • neo@feddit.de
        2·
        7 months ago

        Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.

        • Norgur@fedia.io
          4·
          7 months ago

          How… how does a woman get wider downstairs with more bodyfat? Like… how?! This makes no sense! Does not compute! Does not compadfjhaölksdghasloujghaölsjdhvbasioudhcbvbwoiureghb

          Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

          • neo@feddit.de
            4·
            7 months ago

            Your mama’s the main frame!
            Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
            Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

    • zip@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      5·
      7 months ago

      a two panel meme showing Kermit the frog on a scooter. The top panel shows him driving to the right with the caption "going to fuck your mom," the panel underneath shows him driving to the left with the caption "line was too long"

      Just thought I’d share this that I had saved on my phone, 'cause it makes me laugh and is somewhat related to your comment