• Heresy_generator@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    “The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly four minutes.” The eclipse, co-anchor Bill Hemmer then added, represents “a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in.”

    This is how stupid Fox News knows their audience to be.

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      7 months ago

      Cartels: “we have four minutes, guys, we’ve been planning since 2017 for this, get ready!”

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      FOX NEWS ALERT: Rotation of the earth creates HOURS LONG windows of DARKNESS that allow EVIL MIGRANTS to SMUGGLE DRUGS. Liberal CONSPIRACY called “heliocentrism” to blame.

      NEXT UP: Copernicus: Evil woke liberal who fought the catholic church and “proved” the theory that allows migrants to cross the border undetected

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        Yeah but the 9-12 hours of darkness at night is different, those four minutes were completely unexpected by anyone without access to internet or common sense.

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        7 months ago

        It’s Critical Centrism Theory, and they’re trying to teach it to your kids!

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      7 months ago

      Imagine if there was a ten hour period every day when you could “smuggle”. The world would be a horrible place. Wait the world is a horrible place but not because of that.

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      This is how stupid Fox News knows their audience to be.

      It’s just the “smart” Republicans watching now, isn’t it? Didn’t the stupidest ones go over to Newsmax and OANN?