NIB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoChechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slowedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up1810arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1797arrow-down1external-linkChechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slowedition.cnn.comNIB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square166fedilinkfile-text
Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down1·7 months agoSounds like a healthy form of governance. People can’t be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
minus-squareGuntrigger@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoChecks out. If your heart rate is too slow or too fast you’re probably doing a sin.
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoVladBit health health trackers now mandatory. Better keep yours charged up or gulag for you.
Sounds like a healthy form of governance. People can’t be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
Checks out. If your heart rate is too slow or too fast you’re probably doing a sin.
VladBit health health trackers now mandatory. Better keep yours charged up or gulag for you.
We have the technology