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vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

You have a chance to speak at a wedding reception. Ruin the entire wedding in just 5 words.

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You have a chance to speak at a wedding reception. Ruin the entire wedding in just 5 words.

vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • LlamaSutra@sh.itjust.works
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    The bride gives good head.

    • 稲荷大神の狐@yiffit.net
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      The groom’s head is better. (¬‿¬ )

      • LlamaSutra@sh.itjust.works
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        Knows what he likes ;)

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    Didn’t know family could marry!

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    i’ll miss banging you two

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    Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!

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    You don’t need childporn anymore!

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      Jesus Christ Reddit Lemmy

      • anonymous@lemmy.world
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        Well that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.

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    The drinks are NOT free!

  • Wander@yiffit.net
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    Will you marry me, {bridesname}?

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    You still banned from playgrounds?

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    They share the same grandmother

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      When I was getting married an aunt decided she’d give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins…so that was fun.

      The marriage didn’t work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine…which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how’d you know?

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    wait you two are siblings?

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    Turns out you are siblings

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    {groomsname}, I’m pregnant; it’s yours!

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    A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.

    The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.

    Was a funny moment :)

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    He proposed to me first.

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    Leave or catch long COVID.

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