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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·8 months ago… blood-magic-saber … nice. But that implies the existence of other bodily fluids sabres.
minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoAh yes, anal discharge saber, wielded by Dy Aree-ah.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThe upgraded version is called the ‘santorum-saber’.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-28 months agoCum sabre. An elegant weapon for an enlightened age.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoCan you get someone pregnant with that? Should you wear a condom around it or just raw-dog it in battle? Also, those aren’t sparks that fly off of it.
minus-squaregregorum@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-28 months agoYou know what we’re all thinking… Snot Saber
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoBut spinal-tap-saber would be pretty metal.
minus-squaregregorum@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 months agoHow could it not be? It goes up to 11!
minus-squaregregorum@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoSounds like a perfect blade for Grogu
… blood-magic-saber … nice.
But that implies the existence of other bodily fluids sabres.
Ah yes, anal discharge saber, wielded by Dy Aree-ah.
The upgraded version is called the ‘santorum-saber’.
Dyrth Arre-ah
Cum sabre. An elegant weapon for an enlightened age.
Can you get someone pregnant with that? Should you wear a condom around it or just raw-dog it in battle?
Also, those aren’t sparks that fly off of it.
You know what we’re all thinking…
Snot Saber
But spinal-tap-saber would be pretty metal.
How could it not be? It goes up to 11!
Sticky yet cutty.
Sounds like a perfect blade for Grogu