One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!

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    1 year ago

    Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

  • CountZero@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    There’s something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    “Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson”

    Man, that must’ve been painful as fuck.

    “A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me”

    Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆

  • Dustwin@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.

  • Sailing7@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on