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illectrility@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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illectrility@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    My local police needed buy a few SUVs with more space in the back because their regular patrol cars couldn’t seat obese people.

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      Imagine how much worse your day gets when you’re already being arrested then the cop has to request a bigger cruiser to take you away

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        “Someone call for a paddy cause we got a fatty”

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      The police here mostly traded in their chargers for Explorers

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    That’s very accommodating of them, instead of separating his shoulders trying to force just the one handcuff.

    I guess not all cops are bastards. /s

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      Fat recognizes fat

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    Surprisingly accommodating for a cop. Most would just force the guys arms anyway and laugh when it hurt him

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      Cop probably ran out of strength. It’s not as if they’re particularly healthy either, after all.

      • sploosh@lemmy.world
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        I live outside a larger city and in my town there’s maybe one cop I’ve seen who I thought had a chance at beating me in a footrace.

        • Nikki@lemmy.world
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          dont need to beat you in a footrace when they can just shoot you 37 times in the chest

          • Norgur@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Through the back that is. You threatened the cop b farting on the run after all

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          The reality is that even if they’re pretty in shape, they wear enough gear and body armor that running in that stuff is going to be quite a workout. If you and the cop are equal runners with no gear, you’re going to beat him by a mile when he has his gear on.

          • sploosh@lemmy.world
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            My friend I’m talking about officers that are 6’ 270lbs and it ain’t muscle. These cops are obese.

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      Notice what the arrestee’s skin color is. That’s why the cop didn’t force his arms back.

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    Police now targeting big crime.

    • victron@programming.dev
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      They just caught a big fish

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    I heard they have to let you go if they forget to bring the seat belt extender.

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Nice try wide guy

  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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    Was this necessary…it’s not like he’s going to run anywhere. I guess the cuffing is symbolic.

  • PatFusty@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    I’m surprised the cuff goes around the wrist

  • Soulg@lemmy.world
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    Yeah there’s no fat people in Europe you got us

    • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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      It’s all about percentages and level of obesity.

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      There’s also the black and white police cars

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        deleted by creator

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    I thought that was a pattern on his shirt at first

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
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    a picture that represents more the Empire (aka USA) than McDonalds and Coca Cola

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    Must be arresting some connected gangster with some police on his payroll. There’s no other explanation I can imagine for why they wouldn’t hurt him as much as possible.

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