We need someone who the public knows to be a nice person. Someone already beloved by the public so they already have their trust and won’t have to earn it. And who is more beloved than actors? So it must be an actor!

But also someone who has more qualities than just acting, of course. It mus be a well educated person who has gone to the best university. Someone who has experience and has had succes in other areas. For instance, everyone on earth needs a place to live, so someone who has been in the housing business for decades would be great!

While a dictator is free to choose what to do, we need someone who can guide people. We need someone who can make deals, and I tell you I know, this guy is the best best at deals. If deals is your thing, and it should be, deals are very good to know, only the best people to deal in deals.

I know just the man for you, and I tell you, this man is the man, he is just the man you want as a man. He deals deals and knows people, the best people.

An added bonus, he would just love to be a dictator!