You continue to meet expectations…
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
Your dress is very popular!
Doing it your way will also work…
“This tastes … interesting”
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
My relationship with you is going almost well
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
“well done you”
Bless his/her heart…
