Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.
Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.
Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.
If only there was a way to prevent a person from getting measles. Hell, mumps and rubella too!
But the shot gave me 5g or whatever, they’ll know where I am all times!
Better drink some colloidal silver in chlorine, no way could that be a scam. Gee why am I turning blue and shitting my guts out
Alas… Medicine has yet to advance from leeches.
Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.
Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.
Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.
No no no no. Blood Transfusions are evil!