anders@rytter.me to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhen your code works, but you don't know how rytter.meimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1479arrow-down114file-text
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minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoJust containerize the dev environment and ship that to the customer.
minus-squareTheHalc@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoJust make sure to add comments like //Magic, do not touch To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year ago// Do not delete! Yes, it's not used anywhere in the code, but if it is removed // the application crashes and the error code is useless for debugging. let f = 'a';
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoif ( “a” == “a” ) { // i swear i saw this somewhere }
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI once did const theNumber = 4 in a function (and then took a second, actually random, number and compared it to theNumber). In the comment to the function I actually referenced https://xkcd.com/221/.
minus-squareecho@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIf you even know which line of random bullshit you changed that made it work, that is
Just containerize the dev environment and ship that to the customer.
Just make sure to add comments like
To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.
// Do not delete! Yes, it's not used anywhere in the code, but if it is removed // the application crashes and the error code is useless for debugging. let f = 'a';if ( “a” == “a” ) { // i swear i saw this somewhere }
I once did
const theNumber = 4in a function (and then took a second, actually random, number and compared it totheNumber).In the comment to the function I actually referenced https://xkcd.com/221/.
If you even know which line of random bullshit you changed that made it work, that is
//HERE BE DRAGONS