I vastly preferred the lack of context. The context is extremely depressing lol.
Always remember to add “lol” to the end of dark and depressing statements to make people less worried about you lol
This is why childhood trauma is so damaging. You have nothing to compare to so whatever you experience as a child becomes the foundation of your mind.
Babies scream because whatever they’re experiencing is literally the worst thing that’s ever happened to them.
Whenever I see a toddler with a cold or the flu, I feel extra bad for them. They’re all congested, sneezing, coughing, possibly pinwheeling in the bathroom… a lot of them have never felt worse than that, and it’s like, “I’m so sorry. You’ve got decades more of this to look forward to, little friend”
One of many reasons I’m not having kids.
I wondered the same thing when landing in Salt Lake City for a connecting flight.
SLC looks wildly unnatural
“White people twitter” excuse me? Did the civil rights movement not happen to you people?
DISGUSTING
Are you ok?
Gonna assume Hanlons razor here.
Advanced verbal skills on that toddler 😂
Not necessarily. Speach and language develops at different rates in kids and I can totally see a moderately advanced two year old using a complete simple sentence.
A 2 year old asking “are we still on earth?” What r u smoking bro? How many kids have you raised? I bet fucking ZERO
You call people who disagree with you high because you’re a dimwit.
You are high, imbecile…
My toddler screamed at ear hurting levels because Mom forgot her hug. Chill is not the word I would use to describe most toddlers.
I prefer fire alarms. They are either at full chill, or complete panic. Very little in-between.
I joke that my kid has the communication skills of an alarm clock.
Kinda compliments how they can also throw a nuclear tantrum for absolutely no reason where you, the parent, may also have zero context for what’s going on.
Have you ever missed your lunch nap? If that doesn’t make you scream…
