Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop
Or start, in this case.
Fiber, lots of.
As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece
Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?
You but 4 a day for a week will lock you right up.
Too much fiber.
This is a myth, every single thing I eat all day has a ton of fiber in it and I have never had a problem. No doctor will recommend limiting your natural fiber in any way
My dude I implore you to test my theory, please do
Did you read my post?
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I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.
The Lemmy cycle:
- bean memes
- shitposts
- beef memes
- memes about never pooping
- back to start
quick, get this poster some bean memes
points 2 and 4 are the same.
You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.
Hang in there!
Exactly my thought when i saw this post
Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:
Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.
Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?
Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
Coprolite Diamonds?
That’s what killed Elvis fyi
Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
#🥵
I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…
Drink some coffee
You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.
You’ll be fine
Thank you for believing in me
What happens after those 2 weeks?
But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !
I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.
I recommend pooping asap.
Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?
This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.
I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)
Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.
That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.
Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.
You’re just charging your ultimate attack.
Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.
BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.
You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.
What does it do
