• Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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    11 months ago

    “When you’re driving on a dark road at night and see something with antlers, you think deer.”

    Except if you stop and get out to have a better look you realise it’s standing on two legs, has massive taloned claw hands, huge black eyes that reflect nothing, and a weird shiny red skin that looks like it’s been flayed.

    But you know, by then it’s too late to get back in the car.