Tom Clancy’s The Sum of All Fears starts out with a negotiated shared-rule agreement over Jerusalem and a related negotiated peace for the surrounding area. I’m not saying it’s a good idea or even a real-world workable solution, I’m just saying we haven’t done Jack Ryan’s idea where Swiss Guard police the holy land.
As long as rainbow six becomes a super gay international terrorist fighting force, I’m all for a Tom Clancy solution
Sorry, best we can do is racist dogwhistling.
The NCD future
Apparently they’re already working on that. 🫡🏳️🌈
Lmao
John Clark raises his .45 as he enters the room.
Clear! He yells after he expertly scans his surroundings.
Something is off; his buttplug, while providing pleasure, also works like a Witcher medallion, vibrating as the array of AI powered sensors scans the area around him.
He gives a silent hand signal to Chavez behind him.
Something isn’t right
Chavez can feel it too, his buttplug in alignment with Clark’s
Two incredibly straight and not gay Russian soldiers leap out from behind a bookcase with books labelled in Russian like “pray the gay away” and “a vote against Putin is a vote for a dick in your ass”
Clark and Chavez each fire one round, putting them down with ease.
They high five, and then make out, the only thing harder than the steel in their hands, their raging erections.
The international gay terrorist fighting team looks around the room.
A lone laptop.
They expertly hack the laptop by having all four of their hands mashing on the keyboard at the same time.
It’s full of Putin’s homemade bdsm gay videos where he gets called “a good little Ukrainian boy” while getting spanked.
They high five again and then jerk off to the videos before doing a sweep and clear.
And that’s the new plot of rainbow six
Yes but where is the graphic novel
You find me an artist and I’ll write the whole thing
wouldn’t it be funny if we just gave it back to Britain
Oh god, not more border gore
Just one more border bro I swear one last border we need to group together these ethnies that hate each other and separate this perfectly fine territory with no need for it in two but after that we’re done it will be perfect but we need this border bro please let me draw it on this map I promise after that no more border everything will be fine believe me bro
How are they so bad at this lol
you’re assuming they’re doing it by accident
“This time we try splitting it in a zig-zag pattern… or circles!”
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Oh boy I do love gavelkind
They can’t even govern their own country
Give it to Portugal, I’m sure they’ll do great
Moore’s,Carthaginians or Templars?
Moore’s
Well are we talking more “Roger” or “Mary Tyler” here?
Omg, they’re all dead.
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Holly : They’re dead, Dave.
Lister : Who is?
Holly : Everybody, Dave.
Lister : What, Roger Moore?
Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Mary Tyler Moore?
Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Ed Asner?
Holly : They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : Ted Knight isn’t, is he?
Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.
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Why? No!
I’m sure the surprise forced convertions will work great, just like that time in the early 1500’s
Greece actually. The whole Hanukkah thingie is from when the jews revolted against their greek rulers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah
Make Jerusalem Great Again, bring back the hellenistic kingdoms.
I think with Rome being basically Ancient Greek 2.0 we should go with the newer version.
Hedonism DLC when?
It almost was Egypt’s, if the plot from Cleopatra with Herod’s wife actually worked.
(sorry, saw a documentary yesterday)
It literally was Egypt’s before that (i.e. during the 18th and 19th dynasty)
Egypt has such a long history that it’s almost useless to describe the state of affairs regarding Egypt without specifying the dynasty.
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Let’s give it to the sea people.
Of course we would first need to figure out who the sea people were but that should be doable relative to the current situation.
Ironically the closest living relatives to the sea people that settled there are probably the Ashkenazi.
Back in 2018, a user on a genetics forum had strange result when they looked for the best match for Ashkenazi DNA. It was a recent sample from 3,500 year old graves in Crete taken for this research.
It led to 10,000 pages of discussion.
One of the things that was odd in that discussion was it seemed not to have much of the Doric DNA that entered Greek lineages around the time of the Mycenaeans in 1300 BCE, and was instead closer to Bronze Age Minoans and Anatolians. Which makes no sense if this was a 900 CE admixture from around the time of the bottleneck emergence of the Ashkenazi in Europe.
There’s since been published research commenting on the high correlation between Cretean and Ashkenazi DNA:
Furthermore, we find in both PCA and ADMIXTURE analysis, that the Ashkenazi are more similar to the Cretans than to the two Levantine Semitic populations. One possible explanation is that this relation might reveal a common Mediterranean ancestry that the Cretan and Ashkenazi populations share.
But it gets weirder.
In some of the earliest Ashkenazi remains in Europe that have been analyzed researchers found the G2019S variant on LRRK2. This is a mutation associated with increased Parkinson’s risk and is found in about 20% of Ashkenazi with Parkinson’s. Few other populations have it at this frequency, but one population has it even more often - among the North African Berbers 40% with Parkinson’s have it.
In fact, a 2017 study into the mutation concluded it originated among the North African Berbers, but found a very puzzling detail regarding its presence among the Ashkenazi:
However, a problem arises when we attempt to explain the high frequency of this mutation in the Ashkenazim population. The G2019S mutation in Ashkenazim was reported to arise 4550 years (3250–6425) years ago [11] using a multi-ethnic ancestral haplotype. This age estimation, being slightly younger than that of our Berber ethnic group, is prior to the beginning of Jewish Diaspora and its establishment as an ethnic Jewish group.
Taking these two oddities together, of high overlap of Ashkenazi DNA with pre-Doric Aegean/Anatolian DNA and the presence of a North African mutation that overlaps with a possible late Bronze Age admixture and an elegant solution comes into focus.
As you might know if you’ve ever looked into the sea peoples, their earliest mention in connection with the sea was in Merneptah’s Libyan War inscriptions where they were allied with the Libyan Berbers against Egypt around 1200 BCE. The sea peoples there were described as being without foreskins, and at least one of the tribes overlaps with the 12 groups of tribes Ramses II had brought into captivity following the battle of Kadesh (one for each son with him).
What’s interesting given all of this was a comment made by Tacitus that’s generally dismissed by modern historians:
It is said that the Jews were originally exiles from the island of Crete who settled in the farthest parts of Libya […]
This is dismissed because we know pretty much for sure that the Israelites emerged from the local Canaanite population with no migration or Exodus around the LBA/Early Iron Age.
But Ramses III alleged he forcibly relocated the sea peoples into the Southern Levant, we know an Aegean or Anatolian population conquered Ashkelon in the early Iron Age and had kids with the local population, and there’s been a number of recent finds of Aegean style pottery made with local clay from the LBA/Early Iron Age in various sites in the Southern Levant, including Tel Dan leading the lead site researcher to think there’s credibility to an old theory that Dan were actually the Denyen sea peoples also found up in Adana in Anatolia.
Maybe there was a continuous subpopulation among the Israelites tracing back to a LBA/Early Iron Age mixture of Libyan and Aegean/Anatolian sea peoples?
We actually can see a hint of this in the Bible, with Lamentations 4:7 discussing the Nazirites (a population whose vows involved killing an entirely red haired cow and who couldn’t cut their hair) pre-Babylonian exile as being pale skinned and described in an honored way, but then 2 Kings 5:27 describes a pale skinned population whose children are also pale skinned as being the result of a curse from God. One of the dead sea scrolls even strangely claimed Noah had red hair (like the North African Berbers).
In fact, the alleged reforms of Josiah (anachronistic that early given letters between Elephantine and Jerusalem) are mostly positioned as opposing the traditions of Jeroboam, the figure who allegedly had all the tribes except Judah and Benjamin behind him, and whose either grandmother or mother is simply identified as ‘leper.’
Maybe a continuous endogamous and matrilineal subpopulation from the sea peoples present in the Southern Levant goes from a respected position early on to an increasingly marginalized one until eventually after the first temple falls they gradually made their way up across Europe.
There’s a lot more interesting historical context to the events taking place from around from the 13th century BCE to the 8th century BCE, but this comment is long enough. For those interested, I discussed a lot of those elements in a thread that starts here in /r/AcademicBiblical on Reddit.
TL;DR: Maybe the half-descendents of the sea peoples are still around and many are back in that area today.
Though if we’re discussing the notion of indigenous claims, the most ancient population for the area were the Canaanites, who are the core predominant ancestors of both the Palestinians and Jews. i.e. In an ideal world we’d be removing the religious orthodoxy from the picture in dividing what’s essentially a singular group of closely related ancestry against themselves.
Or the hittites, who actually were expelled by Egypt and many of whom actually did end up in modern day Israel.
The rest went to Anatolia and Cyprus, and the modern descendants still live there.
This is what makes all these historical land claims so ridiculous.
Any land where humans can live has changed hands thousands of times. Normally, it changed hands as a result of violence. Add to that that the self-identity of groups has also changed over time. The people who think of themselves as Italians today, once thought of themselves as say Venetians. The Venetians once thought of themselves as Romans. Go back even further and you’ll probably find yet another group.
No group can ever claim that they’re the rightful owners of such-and-such a land, because inevitably somewhere back in history it was forcefully taken by another group.
Even in North America, where the colonists killed off natives to take their land, those natives had killed or driven off different natives to take that land before white people ever set sail from Europe. We know this because the first whites discovered fortified native villages. Why build fortified villages if people aren’t taking others’ territory by force? We also know it because even chimpanzees fight over territory, so it’s a behaviour that goes back to a time before humans even existed.
Fortification goes hand in hand with agriculture, as dependence on growing crops grows, land becomes more important, and people are more likely to both attack and defend it. If you look in areas where the people depended more on hunting you don’t see those same fortifications.
The sea peoples included Hittite tribes and the letters between a Hittite city in the Levant being besieged by the sea peoples and Cyprus has Cyprus pointing out it was their own ships attacking them.
So at least in part discussion of the sea peoples included Hittite populations, even if seemingly not ones aligned with the Hittite government.
What about the Vatican? Nobody expects the
Spanish InquisitionRoman Crusaders to just go and take a claim on the Land of Canaan!Give it to Britain, and turn it into a slightly further away Benidorm.
Didn’t we try that already
Roma Invicta
Romania
The bible is quite clear on that. The country was forcefully taken from the aramaics because the israelites were too lazy for working in egypt. And “we’re the holy people get fucked” gotta be the most shitty claim to a piece of land i’ve ever read.
It has been an odd shift, seeing the old classics of racial superiority based on fictional beliefs overtake those of racial superiority based on bad takes on genetics in the run up to pretty similar ends and means, even when the criticism of said ends and means is the excuse put forward to fuel the shift in the first place.
Is Ken the new Mussolini?
UH OH, WRONG ROME, ABORT, ABORT
Rome is the only solution here
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