• ikiru@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I’d let a venue scan my asshole if it meant seeing Rage Against the Machine live.

    • Fuck Yankies@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Little did ikiru realise he was forshadowing the future, as the abuse would be found to be more identifiable than fingerprints or facescans - and as RATM played their last show ever in 2025 Ikiru would spread them, as per the dictates of the almighty Ticketmaster.

      All hail the Ticketmaster.