I had a couple classmates that pretended to be vampires back in elementary and middle school. They’d pretend their Koolaid was blood, complain about the sunlight, and bite their friends a lot. Not enough to draw blood, though. I haven’t kept up with most of them, but one guy is a teacher now. He seems pretty normal.
Half the traffic of this post comes from people worried that they might’ve been mentioned.
What? Me? No! Definitely not!
We see you, Hank.
I put on my robe and my wizard hat.