As an Eagles fan, I’m so over Taylor Swift’s relationship status being a part of our broadcast. We would carve a bust of Jason Kelce into the Mount Rushmore of philly legends. The guy has played a thankless role in a decade of great football for the city. We could write epic poems to his deeds. He’s been the perennial best center in the league for almost his entire career, and in what might be his last season as a player, all anyone wants to talk about is his brother’s girlfriend.

I see your point, but at the same time that BBQ place’s sign that said “Welcome Taylor’s boyfriend’s brother” was pretty fucking hilarious.