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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish for a sandwich.

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I wish for a sandwich.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

A good one.

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Granted

You win a contest and the greatest Sheff in the world will cook the best sandwich for you. Also, you’ve lost the sense of taste forever.

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