Feels like it’d somehow be worse if every time I shook hands with someone, my hands would be slightly sticky. Do I explain to them before shaking hands that there’s a curse that makes my hands feel sticky so nevermind the ick, and leave them thinking I’m a complete lunatic (a fucking curse? Really?), or just shake hands and leave them thinking I’m some sort of unwashed barbarian?

Jokes on you, on the rare occasions I shake hands with people, I usually try to wash my hands soon after, anyway.