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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

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"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey, zipper could be down.

  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

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    Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      *jeans

      Missed opportunity.

    • renrenPDX@lemmy.world
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      Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.

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      How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

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        Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…

        I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.

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    I wouldn’t even bother. He’s probably a bill collector.

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      Does he collect duck bills? 🦆

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        Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks

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    I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.

  • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s confidence.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel personally attacked

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    Was it a horse-sized duck?

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