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toomanypancakes@piefed.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

Burritrule

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toomanypancakes@piefed.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Why put the beans in a separate dish if you’re using the whole thing?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    If you’re in a hurry you can fire it down your throat with a t-shirt cannon

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      And if you’re lucky it’ll fire out the back at the same speed.

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        *Luck not required

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    I’ve done this…

    Or at least close enough.

    I took out the beans. Microwaved them. Added bootleg velveeta. Then rolled that up in a tortilla with some rice and hot sauce.

    I’m easy to please.

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    If I ever get on MasterChef I’m making this for Gordon Ramsay

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      Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!

      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        Nah use non-edible garnish. They love that shit.

        • Hupf@feddit.org
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          Like baby carrots?

        • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          Everything is edible. Some things, only once.

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            I’d love to see you eat the Sun.

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              You’d get bored.

              Some assumptions:

              • A tablespoon holds 15 milliliters (= 15 cm^3 = 15 × 10^-6 m^3)
              • The density of the sun is 1.41 g/cm^3 = 1410 kg/m^3
              • A spoonful of sun is 1410 * 15 * 10^-6 = 0.02115 Kg
              • The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg

              1.989 × 10^30 kg / 0.02115 Kg = 9.4×10^31

              It’ll take me around 94,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 scoops.

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      “Damn…what a shame…oh dear, oh dear…”

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        deleted by creator

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    This is actually disgusting, >!they forgot to put cheese on it!<

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    This made me physically gag.

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      Really? I think half a can would be good with cheese.

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    Changing my position. I am no longer against incarceration for crimes

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      Already eatimg the prison food.

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    bur-rule-to

    • toomanypancakes@piefed.worldOP
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      Dang it, I worked on that title for a good five minutes and that was just right there the whole time

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    FIFO

    Fiber In Fiber Out

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    holy frijole

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    Deep fry it in beef tallow to undo the vegetarian health benefits

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    My cooking skills when my wife leaves me on my own.

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    Everything you want in a bean burrito but nothing else. Absolutely nothing else.

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    no

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      bean

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