Why put the beans in a separate dish if you’re using the whole thing?
If you’re in a hurry you can fire it down your throat with a t-shirt cannon
And if you’re lucky it’ll fire out the back at the same speed.
*Luck not required
I’ve done this…
Or at least close enough.
I took out the beans. Microwaved them. Added bootleg velveeta. Then rolled that up in a tortilla with some rice and hot sauce.
I’m easy to please.
If I ever get on MasterChef I’m making this for Gordon Ramsay
Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!
Nah use non-edible garnish. They love that shit.
Like baby carrots?
Everything is edible. Some things, only once.
I’d love to see you eat the Sun.
You’d get bored.
Some assumptions:
- A tablespoon holds 15 milliliters (= 15 cm^3 = 15 × 10^-6 m^3)
- The density of the sun is 1.41 g/cm^3 = 1410 kg/m^3
- A spoonful of sun is 1410 * 15 * 10^-6 = 0.02115 Kg
- The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg
1.989 × 10^30 kg / 0.02115 Kg = 9.4×10^31
It’ll take me around 94,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 scoops.
“Damn…what a shame…oh dear, oh dear…”
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This is actually disgusting, >!they forgot to put cheese on it!<
This made me physically gag.
Really? I think half a can would be good with cheese.
Changing my position. I am no longer against incarceration for crimes
Already eatimg the prison food.
bur-rule-to
Dang it, I worked on that title for a good five minutes and that was just right there the whole time
FIFO
Fiber In Fiber Out
holy frijole
Deep fry it in beef tallow to undo the vegetarian health benefits
My cooking skills when my wife leaves me on my own.
Everything you want in a bean burrito but nothing else. Absolutely nothing else.
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