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Tow a bitch
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
Corn?
I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴
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