case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?message-squaremessage-square334fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1259arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square334fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoMy toes are unstubbable
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoWow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoEh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
minus-squareSickPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoBe careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoOr break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoNo-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
minus-squarequaddo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThe trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoConsidering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Then good luck to your shin.
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
And step on the cat
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff