It didn’t. Well, except for me. I have a highly desirable deep voice that guarentees I can name my price for the work I do. Then I go to lunch where everyone adores me. Imagine that. Imagine being so beloved that 22 year old college girls scream, and ask you to sign their breasts, all just because I’m there to buy a wheat bagel. I can tell you, it’s nice. Sometimes it’s annoying. Then I remember I could be like millions of others. Working hard in a factory without air conditioning for pennies. That’s what makes me appriciate life. The fact that it’s so easy, and the money is endless if you don’t work hard. Now get back to work. I have a bagel to enjoy, and big beautiful breasts to see.
Morgan Freeman narrator voice:
Is that a monologue in a movie by any chance? Infeel like it’s some sort of fight club-esque reference but can’t
It’s just a parody of Morgan Freemans entire career/life.
If only that would’ve ever happened…22yr old college girls only screamed at my weirdness :) But i had a bagel once.