Is Fox news unironically the best place to learn about your new favorite social dem?

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    41·
    18 hours ago

    Hmmm.

    So… baby baskets to newborns is about SIDS and keeping them alive. No Cost Childcare is about keeping them alive and well, too.

    So… about them kids?

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      92·
      18 hours ago

      Nah,

      They’re happier when they’re being shot en masse in schools

      Then they can wave their little compensators around screaming about how they’re the real victims because people want to take their firearms away

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        18 hours ago

        we should normalize lego collections as dick compensation devices.

        legos never hurt anybody. Well. Not seriously, and really, you shouldn’t leave your legos out to be stepped on…

        (edit. er. maybe we normalize k’nex. I don’t want to look like I’m compensating with my lego collection. or my erector set)

        • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
          2·
          18 hours ago

          As a kid, I always preferred the knex. Something about the blockiness of legos has always seems… I don’t know, just boring to me. I want the long spindly plastic not-tubes that barely resemble the stick figure drawing I made of crap!