• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 hours ago

      JAKE: All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins- Smith. Smith. Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze! Slow down! This isn’t fair! I have a cane. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. NYPD. NYPD. I need to commandeer this vehicle.

      JESSICA: It’s a crossover. It’s a crossover SUV, and you can’t have it.

      JAKE: I’m a cop can you please get out of the car?

      JESSICA: No, this Schmidt’s mom’s car, and I’m more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.

      JAKE: I’m not a thug I’m police.

      JESSICA: Okay, then name one law.

      JAKE: Don’t kill people.

      JESSICA: That’s on me I set the bar too low.