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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 18 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • OhioComrade@lemmy.ml
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    Born in 1999. Goal is to live to 101. So I would be born in the 20th century, spent most of my life in the 21st and died in the 22nd.

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      Thanks to medical advancements at least you have a better chance than people born in 1899. And thanks to The Event you have a significantly better chance than people born to the radioactive hellscape of 2199

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      I always tell that to people hahahaha, through I’m from 1998.

      But don’t we have to be alive until 2101? Don’t centuries start with a 1? That would make it 102 for you and 103 for me.

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Nope, they start at zero, just as everything should.

  • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Ha! I was born in the sixties and amma win this! Or die trying.

    • crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
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      That’s the spirit!

  • Gustephan@lemmy.world
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    Uh… pass. Good luck to the rest of yall though

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Thanks! Unfortunately a lot of healthcare I need is not available to me, either due to cost or because proper treatments/cures don’t exist yet. But it was a nice thought anyway.

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    There is going to be a 1980’s person who does it out of spite!

    • Windex007@lemmy.world
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      Me

  • BakerBagel@midwest.social
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    I’m not rven enjoying life now! Why would you wish that upon me?

  • Rose Thorne(Fae/Faer)@piefed.zip
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    If I make it into the top 100, I’m making it every other old fucks problem.

    There can only be none.

    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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      Just start going around and unplugging everyone’s life support lmao

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    I feel we’re on the cusp of an eternal youth breakthrough in the next 30-50 years. Just gotta last and keep science funded. *Looks at the news* yeah… Maybe not. Last hope is that rich people want to live forever, but they’re not known for their generosity.

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      Once it’s figured out, it can be taken.

    • Truscape@lemm.ee
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      Maybe GLADOS… for those who make more than 200k USD/year.

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      I think peter thiel and and that lot have been pumping tons of money I to living forever, they want to be as different from the rest of humanity as possible so dying like a regular person is a big no no

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    If I make it to 50 I’m calling it a win.

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.mlM
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      [52] After heart surgery and cancer, I didn’t think I was going to make it. Now I’m the healthiest I’ve been since I was a teen so I’m gunning for 90+. Literal life goals.

  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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    Please no, I don’t want to survive the climate apocalypse.

  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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    Climate change is gonna fuck this place up before I retire. I do not hope I win.

  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    I’m of the group to be last to graduate high school in the 1900s

    I’ll be dead way before these people

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    I’m not winning

  • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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    “The millennials will be the first generation to have the option of eternal life, or the last generation whose death is certain.”

    • crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
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      Whew gen z just don’t have to do anything stupid… ooooh a motorcycle

      • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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        Eh, the actual odds of getting that longevity are about one in a billionaire;)

        Only the very very wealthy will likely benefit from such things.

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    stuff your y’alls in a sack

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