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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Another productive meeting

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Another productive meeting

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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      So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.

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        How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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          ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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      The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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        Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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          I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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        Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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          Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

          The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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            Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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              What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                What’s an interrobang‽

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      As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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      Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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      if not cat owner

      Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it

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      That would not stop a cat

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      The toilet paper is correctly installed

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